God, I needs me a man

Inspired by Project Runway, (although really,who is inspired by mediocrity?) I resorted to sewing a Barbie frock using bits of old fabric in Project Runway pace. Yeah as any fool can see, my summer is utterly dull and limp, sorta like Kimora Lee's phallus. And as my title implies, I really needs me a man. Or at least a cat. EDIT: And then I made a gingham babydoll boulette/bubble skirt thing in about an hour... maybe Mattel will hire me? SIKE