A Sad Demise

I guess Elle gave Lindsay a farewell present featuring her in September's Fall fashion issue since she's facing up to six years in the slammer. The article parallels many of her previous interviews with various magazines-the whole swearing offa alcohol quotes, paparazzi swarms, portable spray tan sessions etc. Seriously, magazines just have to print the same story over and over again without an interview. But, I'll really miss her sexy, sexy orange melanoma-ed skin, her punctual acting chops, and her exquisite cocaine-induced DUI arrests- NOT.