I'm Surprised She Wasn't Straddling a Stripper Pole...

La Lohan is back from rehab with the April GQ cover shot by Terry Richardson. Typical Lohan fair, with cleavage bustling out of tops, sprawling on mirrored surfaces and whatnot, thus providing masturbation material for pubescent boys around the world, bleh. In the interview by Marshall Sella, done mostly with Blackberrys due to her stint in rehab, (how Lohan of her), she says, "Haha. There are 3 different boys I like. maybe 5." (Again, how Lohan is that?) Also, when asked the happiest moment of her life, she responds with the most firecrotchest answer:"Gotta think sex scene today."

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