Marc Jacobs. In. Rehab. OMG.

Yes, it's true, Marc Jacobs has relapsed and checked into a rehabilitation center in Arizona for drug and alcohol abuse. According to Vogue.uk "... he apparently left Paris straight after his Louis Vuitton show on March 4 and flew direct to begin his treatment."
Oh goodness gracious, maybe this is the explanation for his sudden transformation/Star Jones-like suspicious weight loss. Let's pray that Marc Jacobs gets through this, because who else is going to be America's great designer? Kimora Lee Simmons? (Oh hell no.) Please, get well soon MJ!